Lindsay's Collection of Useless (but pretty cool) stuff!



Play Guess my Number, a new Java game I got!

Find out what makes You tick! Take my new brain quiz here!

Test your reaction time!







Refresh this page for a new game!


When's Your Birthday?
Find out which day of the week you were born!

Numeric Month (1-12):

Day of Month (1-31):

Year (eg. 1980):

Birth Date:

Day of the Week:


French Tranlastor


If you have ever wondered how to say a simple phrase in French, this script can help you out.
Simply enter what you would like to say, and the translation is given to you. Thank JavaScript!

Do you want Do we really have Do you know how
Is it be possible Will I manage

to sleep with to find to eat to buy
to show me to look like to stand to get in

Gerard Depardieu perfume a pair of frog legs
good cheese the Eiffel Tower
a genuine Parisian my wife my pants

in your widest dreams? to cover the smell? while drinking red wine?
without speaking French? right after breakfast? without being too arrogant?
when my mother-in-law is around? after eating 300 croissants? ? (nothing)

Julius Caesar Madlib

Fill in the form, and then press the button for your own creation!

Plural Noun:
Part of body (plural):
Verb:
Name:
Name of Polictician:
Adjective:
Article of Clothing:
Article of Clothing:
Occupation:
Noun:
Noun:
Noun:
Animal (plural):
A Food:





Insult Generator

Collect as many insulting phrases as you want, or you can endure. The CurseBot
keeps 'em coming! Refresh this page for a new insult!



Insight Generator

If you need a profound quote or insight for an upcoming speech, interview, cocktail party
or whatever, click on the button below. If you don't like the first generated profundity,
click again for a whole new one. Just keep going until you find a quote that
suits whatever the occasion requires.